Taking a chance
My life has been severely lacking something. Another long northern winter ahead yayy seasonal depression. Ha. The daily life routine- work, family, sleep, repeat is not for me. I need a wild card.
Maybe youre my wild card? Maybe the guy before you who skipped over my ad without responding was? Or maybe he doesnt browse personals often or around a dick pic on his phone so chances are he wont see this. Hmm. I feel the odds arent in my favor here, but Ill take a chance anyway.
Well either have common interests or hobbies, or maybe well connect through conversation. Maybe were in a similar situation? Or maybe you havent found your wife yet and could use a female friend
If the connection leads to sex, it should be good sex. Youll have a high sex drive, be well endowed, or have some moves and a fun style Or maybe all three?
Youll be under 40, a nice guy and a honest man. Put "wild card" in the subject and lets chat.
Im not looking for a terrible NSA hookup where you use me for your own pleasure once and I dont hear from you again. You know who you are, move along. You can tell me what I want to hear and Ill still you on your BS. Save that shit for the desperate women you prey on ;)
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